F*** My Life (FML)
February 16th, 2009 | Categories: Online | 11 CommentsA week or so ago, I was introduced to this site called F*** My Life, or FML. It’s basically an archive of little anecdotes that happen in everyday life that are likely to happen to just about anyone. Generally only two or three sentences, each story is about a scenario that has caused the person to think, “Oh, FML!”
Here are some of my favorite stories:
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home and I was calling bingo numbers. And one woman stood up and started making noises, I assumed she had won and I started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML [source]
Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type ‘allergies’ into the Google Search Box and as I typed ‘a’, the phrase ‘amazing sex positions’ popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML [source]
Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don’t have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML [source]
As entertaining as some of these are, I hope that none of the awkward situations I experience are FML-worthy!
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Hi, I'm Manda. I'm a college student studying communications and languages. I like to read, shop, bake, and travel. I have a tendency to listen to my favorite songs on repeat for hours on end. Sometimes I catch myself thinking in a language other than English. 
Haha, the text one is really sad :(
Wow. I’m definitely going to take a look at that site.. I like how you can vote that they deserved it. ;)
Omigosh, these are terrible…terribly hilarious! XD I will have to add this site to my list of daily reads.
Haha, these are great! Although the first one is kind of morbid. I definitely don’t want to experience any of these situations!
LOL.
The second one made me laugh a bit too much. That would be a terrible position to be in. =’]
Haha, I love that site. I’ve been showing it to all my friends, especially the ones who actually say f*** my life all the time in real life.
I think the last story is the most FML-worthy :P
I didn’t have a texting plan for the longest time, so I can definitely relate to that one!
Ghehe, I can imagine those things happening.
Thanks for sharing!
AHAHAHA that’s epic, absolutely hilarious. Now my crappy life doesn’t seem so crappy anymore!
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