Texts from Last Night (TFLN)
June 1st, 2009 | Categories: Online | 5 CommentsEveryone that enjoys partaking in mind- and behavior-bending substances has probably been guilty of sending a text that they wished they hadn’t sent the next day. Usually these texts are embarrassing for the sender, but hilarious for the recipient, and Texts from Last Night brings all of these texts together – the nonsensical ones, the humorous ones, and the downright disturbing ones! Here are a few of my personal favorites:
(407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star… [source]
(301): i thought she was just hairy. i didn’t know she was also a man. [source]
(386): That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It’s not a playground.
(954): Apparently hers is a theme park. [source]
Tags: internet finds, lol
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Hi, I'm Manda. I'm a college student studying communications and languages. I like to read, shop, bake, and travel. I have a tendency to listen to my favorite songs on repeat for hours on end. Sometimes I catch myself thinking in a language other than English. 
LOL, I love these websites XD Your internet finds are always great, Manda!
Haha, ironically enough, I just discovered this yesterday through another friend. XD It doesn’t surprise me that I would find it on your blog the next day; you are on the cutting edge of website hilariousness. ;P
ahahahaha!
(734): I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you’ve woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it’s because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
(1-734): Shittttttt.
(734): Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
(612): How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
love it!
I love reading those when I’m really really bored. XD Soooo funny sometimes. Maybe it’s time for another visit…
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