Obama Erection Protection Selection

Posted on January 13, 2010 | Categories: Life, Politics | Tags: , ,

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“Erection protection election, right here, right now! The best stimulus package Obama can offer! Hope isn’t a form of protection, so get these Obama condoms today!”

That was the cry of the street seller selling this personalized Obama three-condom selection and it attracted quite the stares from fellow passersby. He got a mixed reaction from people as the older crowd mostly shook their heads and walked away while the younger crowd struck up conversation with him before moving along their merry way. This guy was was quite the salesman, really, considering this three-condom deal cost $10USD, which is a total ripoff as anyone can get them cheaply at a store. He managed to make a few sales, my friend included (the condoms she bought are the ones pictured).

The condoms are ribbed and come in “tuxedo black.” While the condoms themselves aren’t anything special, this is definitely pretty unique packaging as I doubt people can come by Obama condoms at a regular store. Only in DC (well, perhaps in Chicago too) would you find personalized Obama condoms! Too bad he wasn’t selling any Palin ones as those might have reeled in more customers seeing as she promotes abstinence-only education :P

I wonder how Obama feels about having his very own “erection protection selection”…

8 comments

January 13th, 2010

LOL! I’ve seen other “adult” Obama products and they’re equally hilarious and disturbing. These are funny though!

January 13th, 2010

Lmao! Those slogans are so funny :P

January 13th, 2010

I’m with Kaylee – I love the slogans. :D

January 14th, 2010

Haha this is rather interesting. My boyfriend showed me these condoms when he went to DC and I laughed coz I didn’t think they’d come up with Obama condoms! Haha. The slogan’s pretty catching :p

January 14th, 2010

ROFL. That’s all I can muster at the moment. XD

January 14th, 2010

I’ve gotta say, those slogans are very witty! :P I don’t think I’d actually use these condoms (who knows how effective they actually are?) but I might be tempted to buy them just because they’re so hilarious.

January 14th, 2010

Haha that is hilarious!!!

January 15th, 2010

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!! They are great wonder how much they go for on ebay now?

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