Obama Erection Protection Selection
January 13th, 2010 | Categories: Life, Politics | 8 Comments“Erection protection election, right here, right now! The best stimulus package Obama can offer! Hope isn’t a form of protection, so get these Obama condoms today!”
That was the cry of the street seller selling this personalized Obama three-condom selection and it attracted quite the stares from fellow passersby. He got a mixed reaction from people as the older crowd mostly shook their heads and walked away while the younger crowd struck up conversation with him before moving along their merry way. This guy was was quite the salesman, really, considering this three-condom deal cost $10USD, which is a total ripoff as anyone can get them cheaply at a store. He managed to make a few sales, my friend included (the condoms she bought are the ones pictured).
The condoms are ribbed and come in “tuxedo black.” While the condoms themselves aren’t anything special, this is definitely pretty unique packaging as I doubt people can come by Obama condoms at a regular store. Only in DC (well, perhaps in Chicago too) would you find personalized Obama condoms! Too bad he wasn’t selling any Palin ones as those might have reeled in more customers seeing as she promotes abstinence-only education :P
I wonder how Obama feels about having his very own “erection protection selection”…
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Hi, I'm Manda. I'm a college student studying communications and languages. I like to read, shop, bake, and travel. I have a tendency to listen to my favorite songs on repeat for hours on end. Sometimes I catch myself thinking in a language other than English. 
LOL! I’ve seen other “adult” Obama products and they’re equally hilarious and disturbing. These are funny though!
Lmao! Those slogans are so funny :P
I’m with Kaylee – I love the slogans. :D
Haha this is rather interesting. My boyfriend showed me these condoms when he went to DC and I laughed coz I didn’t think they’d come up with Obama condoms! Haha. The slogan’s pretty catching :p
ROFL. That’s all I can muster at the moment. XD
I’ve gotta say, those slogans are very witty! :P I don’t think I’d actually use these condoms (who knows how effective they actually are?) but I might be tempted to buy them just because they’re so hilarious.
Haha that is hilarious!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!! They are great wonder how much they go for on ebay now?