Asian Vampires
May 27th, 2010 | Categories: Entertainment | 5 CommentsThis week’s Glee gave me a new life (or perhaps I should say undead) goal:
Tina: So here’s what’s gonna happen… my dad, he’s the king of the vampires, and Asian vampires are the most vicious of all the vampires. You’re going to let me wear my lady demon clothes or my dad will fly into your bedroom, and bite your face off. He’s really pissed. Is that what you want?
Principal Figgins: No, I don’t want that I’m afraid.
Tina: Good. I’m glad we had this talk. Now I have to go back to my coffin because the light is burning my eyes!
That goal is to become a vampire, because Asian vampires are the most vicious of them all1, and then have everyone PH34R ME! Excellent plan, yes?
(And before anyone asks, no, vampire!Manda will not sparkle. Please. If I’m going to become a vampire, I’m going to be a badass one, not some wishy-washy sissy type that sparkles like diamonds in the sunlight. Duh.)
- I’m half Asian, for those who don’t know. [↩]
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Hi, I'm Manda. I'm a college student studying communications and languages. I like to read, shop, bake, and travel. I have a tendency to listen to my favorite songs on repeat for hours on end. Sometimes I catch myself thinking in a language other than English. 
Hahaha! What a brilliant episode of Glee! I loved it so much :D
That part was so perfect… just like the rest of episode. :P I say go for it – you will be just as badass as Tina, I’m sure. :D
(And before anyone asks, no, vampire!Manda will not sparkle. Please. If I’m going to become a vampire, I’m going to be a badass one, not some wishy-washy sissy type that sparkles like diamonds in the sunlight. Duh.)
^ – EPIC!!!!!
I don’t watch Glee but this clips make me wish I did.
Finally, Tina gets an interesting scene on Glee! :D
Haha that part made me laugh sooo hard. I love how dramatic she can be.