Archive for July, 2010

Apparently, I’m Fat and Ugly

July 21st, 2010 by Manda | 15 Comments | Filed in Family, Friends

Whenever Asian parents get together, it is customary for them to evaluate their kids and do a comparison. One parent’s kid will be smarter, but the others will be prettier/skinnier/more successful, etc. Usually these evaluations and comparisons occur right in front of the kids, as if the kids couldn’t understand what they are saying – oh, but they do understand; what’s more, they even expect this to occur every time Asian parents get together for a reunion!

When my mom got together with her Asian friends over the weekend, us kids braced ourselves for the inevitably degrading comparisons. A parent can compliment someone else’s kid, but they always have to put down their own child. The etiquette in this situation is surprisingly rigid, and the kids have to sit there and take it all in. It’s not that every parent believes what they say when they diss their own kid, but protocol dictates they must put down their kid after they receive a (probably over generous) compliment.

One aunty complimented me on how pretty I was. I was about to thank her for the compliment before my mother cut in and hurriedly made an argument for how not pretty, or ugly, I was. Another aunty asked me if I had lost weight, to which I truthfully replied I hadn’t. My mom once again cuts in and says I’ve gained a lot of weight, isn’t it obvious?

By the time the rounds were over, my friends and I (who are all either teenagers or in their twenties) had been reduced to a far, ugly, stupid and lazy group of kids. And I hadn’t expected anything less. Culture is culture, after all!

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Rundown of New York City

July 17th, 2010 by Manda | 9 Comments | Filed in Travel

There is so much to write about from my two day, one night trip to New York City that I don’t even know where to begin. The sights I saw? The food I ate? The stuff I bought? The insane amounts of walking throughout the city? (Don’t get me wrong, NYC and I are on pretty good terms. But I don’t remember the last time I’ve ever walked so much in such a short amount of time. No taxis for my family and I; it was all about walking or the subway.)

I went to the Empire State Building on my first day, which was so not worth the wait. It was a two and a half hour wait for a ten minute view of the city on the observation deck. I’ll always think of the Empire State Building as some form of mind game/mental torturing place because the line was just endless. It would snake all around separate rooms on a floor of the building, and just when you thought you’d made it to the elevator, you’d be taken up to another floor to repeat the process all over again. The observation deck was on the 86th floor and you had to take the elevator up to the 80th floor and had to wait in line again – for a mere six floors! And then there was a line to get from the 86th floor back down to the ground, which was absolutely awful because by that time I was losing my marbles and had to get out of that building. I ended up taking the stairs from the 86th to the 80th and then booking it out of the building as fast as I could. I don’t think I’ll be going up the Empire State Building again anytime soon.

I spent a good portion of my second day in NYC in Brooklyn. I had lunch at Grimaldi’s, which is billed as the best pizza in New York. I’m no expert on New York pizza, but my God, that pizza was amazing – totally worth the hour long wait in line (the line went around the block!). Topped off with delicious vanilla chocolate chunk ice cream at the Brooklyn Ice Cream Factory and a walk back to Manhattan via the Brooklyn Bridge, I think my time spent in Brooklyn was the best part of my NYC trip.

The craziest part of my trip was the bus ride back to Delaware. Somewhere along the New Jersey Turnpike the bus totally broke down, so the driver had to pull the bus over. Twenty minutes later, the bus was in semi-working condition, which meant that it chugged along the turnpike at approximately 40mph – definitely not safe when the speed limit is 65mph and most drivers drive way faster than that. We pulled over at the next service station and waited until another bus came to pick us up, but there weren’t enough seats for everyone that was stranded. There was a lot of time to kill between buses. If you’re looking for a fun way to spend your night, I don’t recommend chilling in the truck parking area of a service station in New Jersey.

When I finally got on a bus, I got a seat in the very back in front of the bus toilet. The door handle to the bathroom was broken off so no one could get in, but one guy really had to go and couldn’t wait. He broke down the bathroom door and I had to hold the door semi-shut for him so that he could have some privacy. A small line for the bathroom formed, in which I got practice in a potential future career as a bathroom door holder. The last guy, however, managed to push the door shut so he got locked in the bathroom and he spent a good ten minutes trying to jiggle the door of the (broken) handle before he finally kicked the door down. I half expected the door to go flying down the aisle of the bus!

All in all, a very eventful trip to NYC.

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Eastward Bound

July 13th, 2010 by Manda | 8 Comments | Filed in Travel

I’m headed to the East Coast for my annual trip to visit friends and family. I’ll be hitting up Delaware, Pennsylvania, Maryland and New York City. I am very excited to see my family and friends, particularly as the ones I’m going to visit are those that I only get to see once a year.

I’ll be away for a little under two weeks, but I should have at least some Internet access as I’ll be staying with friends and I’ll have my laptop with me. Hopefully I’ll get a chance to blog, however intermittently. As usual, at the very least I’ll have my iPhone with me. I expect to actually get service and 3G coverage this time, unlike my trip to South Dakota, so maybe I’ll wind up blogging from my phone.

This basically marks the beginning of about a month and a half period where I’ll be traveling and without regular access to the Internet, so my apologies for these rather boring “I’m going away and will be without steady Internet access until this date” entries. But I’ll do my best to keep you all posted on my adventures!

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